Big Kehrwoche: Little effort, big effect!
So, big sweeping week is already bad - right? Thank god it only hits me every 12 weeks:
Wipe the stairs, scrub an infinitely long cellar corridor and then turn around the house! Corrosive! And always in the focus of the rest of the roommates, usually at retirement age! I have been looking for a way out for a long time. I have recently tried a quite passable solution:
"The early birds-conscience-despite handicap method"
The most important element is the early stage of implementation: Saturday morning, possibly 7:00, possibly also before. Have experienced that at this time the least of my target group behind the curtain have moved their post.
Now I go first on the Gass'und sweep here the larger leafy and tilting accumulations together, (large sweeping is nonsense), my Langstielfeger (no, so I do not call my girlfriend) and also extended Schäufele help me back-friendly.
Then, after about 5 minutes, the second act: basement and stairs.
From the corners of the coarser dirt removed (long-handle equipment) and the whole with plenty of water wetted.
The third and most important act (final furioso) requires some preparation.
It is required:
1 bucket of water, scrubber, 3-4 Q-tips or Ohrabuzzerla, clean cloth (soaked in water).
Execution:
With the Ohrabuzzerla you place yourself at the bell system and wake up the very special roommates. To the sleepy question: "Yes? .... Who is there?" Comes your answer: "Oh, excuse me please, Mrs. Hämmerle, it's me, your neighbor ... your name ..., I'll do it Grad the big week of sweeping and cleaning the bell system, the Ohrabuzzerle had probably jammed in her bell, hopefully I did not wake her? ". You repeat this as often as you like, but not again with Frau Hämmerle (do not exaggerate), unless she always forgets so fast ....
So if most of the house dwellers were awakened by you, rub once with the Sidolinlümple over the bell system. More is not necessary, the others do it weekly to excess.
Then the last act. The stairs. Here you should already spend some care. Especially at the doors of Mrs. Hämmerle and Co. They are already awake anyway. So always nice with the scrubber on the other hand, where the hearing of those behind the door determines the intensity. So you can personally tell your roommates a happy "good morning" in the sleepy face. The image gain is already enormous.
So far so good. Now you're wondering, where did the above "despite handicap" stay? Patience, my big one, come on.
On the eve of your Kehrwochenshow, so about 23.00 o'clock you carry a few empty crates (without bottles !!!!) down. Do you live in Paterre, just pay a quick visit to somebody at the top (do you like me a tässle of sugar?) And when you go down, you drop the empty boxes and lie down next to them. If not all the doors have risen, you can whine a little and possibly call for help. But now before someone orders the ambulance or razor, you romp on: "all right, at most a few bruises and a sprained hand" you say now all and wish a "good's Nächtle, hopefully I can sleep with the pain".
You'll see, in future the faces around you are much friendlier. And you can be sure, rum told back, what you are not for no nice young man (which would ebbes for my girls) and not at all peaceable and soooo conscientious.
