You still have lubricants in the closet, whose expiration date is exceeded? Do not throw it away, you can do a lot with it!
Squeak your doors? No problem: Unhook the door, hang the hinges on the hinges, hook the door back in! And lo and behold, the door makes no sound and runs at the same time easier!
By the way, you can do the same with heavy locks.
So ladies, before you have to nagging forever again until your sweetheart finally comes into the quark, off to the bedroom! Himself is the woman!