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• April 7, 2024

Office game: Do not you dare?

With the office game "You do not trust yourself anyway" we will all have much more fun at work!

It works like this: s:

After the "You do not dare you anyway"? Points system, there are the above scores for the following achievements. Who has the most points at the end of the day has won:

1 point there's this for:

1. Run around all desks at full speed.
2. Loud moan in the toilet and sigh, while at least 1 non-player is in the toilet.
3. The first 5 colleagues, who wish a "good morning", just ignore.
4. Call someone in the company you do not know and say, "I just wanted to say that I do not have time to talk right now." and hang up.
5. Signal the end of a conversation by holding both ears.
6. Walk around with open drawstring for at least 1 hour.
7. Each one of them points out with the remark "I prefer it that way".
8. The way to and from the copier to go sideways.
9. In the elevator every time the door opens, loudly audible air.

3 points are there for this:

1. To the boss say "I think you're cool!" and imitate a firing pistol with your fingers.
2. Inconceive unintelligible stuff on a trainee and then say, "Have you understood all this? I hate it when I have to repeat myself."
3. To call oneself over the loudspeaker system without changing the voice.
4. Call loudly numbers in the room, if someone counts something.

5 points are there for this:

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that all together praying hands pray a "Our Father". Extra points are there if you start yourself.
2. Go to the office of a workaholic in the evening and turn off the light ten times during its presence.
3. Everyone you talk to is called "Herbert" for at least an hour.
4. Announce loudly at the next meeting that you have to get out of the way to make it "big".
5. Finish every sentence with the word "Alder" in a pretty hard accent. "The report is on the table, Alder." Hold for at least 1 hour.
6. During the absence of a colleague drive his chair into the elevator.
7. In a meeting or a group repeatedly beating on the forehead and murmuring: "Be quiet, I would be so glad if you all would finally be quiet."
8. In the day planner of a colleague enter: "How do you find me in pantyhose?"
9. Wear your own keyboard to a colleague and ask, "Want to swap times?"
10. Have the following conversation with a colleague at least 10 times in a row: "Did you hear that?" ? "What?" ? "It does not matter, it's not that important."
11. In full fight clothes come to the office and if one is asked for the reason retort: ​​"I must not talk about it."
12. Speak with an accent during an important telephone conference (Saxon, Hessian, flat, Bavarian).
13. Hang toilet paper out of your pants and be really surprised if someone points this out.
14. Place the participants coffee and biscuit at a meeting and then crumble each biscuit by hand.
15. During a meeting, slowly move the chair closer and closer to the door.
16. Arrange Playmobil figures at meetings according to the seating arrangement and when someone says or says what moves the character in question.

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