Turn standing pincers into sitting pincers

So you convert a standing-up pincers in a Sitzpinkler:

Glue normal newspaper around the toilet to the belly button height and do not forget the floor and especially not the part behind the standing peephole.

Then she paints two feet on the newspaper in front of the toilet and gives the standing pincers three beer.

As soon as he enters the paved toilet and pees while standing, the drops that go beyond the toilet are absorbed by the newsprint. This turns dark and the "stain" gets bigger.

Now you make your standing peeker still on the two shadows have left his legs alert and asks him if he likes to piss himself.

For me it worked great the first time ...