Snoring snores!
Stop the bad habit of disturbing your partner while snoring! What most people, especially women, do not know: snoring is solely (and HELDY!) Used to drive ghosts, trolls, evil dwarfs, and wild beasts creeping by night to the bed of the woman!
Men must be praised and venerated for guarding the woman's sleep with their self-sacrificing snoring, dwarfs, trolls, wildlife, etc., with the sound of snoring unbearable to these creatures (which is a great effort for every man!) Of hers Keep bed away.
So women, tip of the year: thank you very much to your men, that they protect you, they will thank you with even louder snoring!
Prove that this statement is true:
- For one of my friends, as long as she nudged her husband several times during the night to sleep on, half the fridge was eaten the next morning! This proves that someone / something could sneak up, because the poor man could not drive him / it by snoring!
- Ever since men snore more and more (the good guys are smoking, drinking and being overweight!), Fewer and fewer ghosts, trolls or wild animals are spotted in their own bedrooms!
- My copy is allowed to snore and thanks every snoring breath very nicely with a loud smack on my ear for that ...
