Rhabarberbarbara
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In a small village once lived a girl named BARBARA. Barbara was known throughout the village for her excellent rhubarb pie. Therefore they were called RHABARBERBARBARA.
RHABARBERBARBARA soon realized that she could earn money with her rhubarb pie. That's why she opened a bar. The RHABARBERBARBARABAR. The RHABARBERBARBARABAR had a lot of repeat customers after some time.
The most famous among them, three barbarians, came to RHARABARBERBARBARABAR so often to eat RHABARBERBARBARA's delightful rhubarb pie that they were called RHABARBER BARBARABARBAR.
The RHABARBERBARBARABARBAREN had beautiful dense beards. When the RABBLER BARBARDS got their RABBARABARABARBARIES trimmed, they went to the barber. Of course, the only barber who could work on a RHABARBARABAR BARLE wanted to do that and called himself RHABARBERBARBARABARBARBARTBABIER.
The RHARABARIBARABARIBARBARTBABIER knew rhubarb cake from the RHABARBERRANGEABLE RHABARBERBARBARA's and liked to drink a beer, which he affectionately called RHABARBERABARABARABARBARBARTBABIERBIER.
The RHARABARIBARABARIBARBARTBABIER BEER could only be bought in a very specific bar. The RHABARBERABARABARABARIBARBARTBABIERBIERBAR. The saleswoman at the RHABARBERBARBARABARBARENBARTBABIERBIERBAR was Bärbel.
After fitting the RHABARBERBARBARABARBARBARENBÄRTE the RHABARBERBARBARABARBARBARENBARTBABIER went along with the RHABARBERBARBARABARBARBAREN to RHABARBERBARBARABARBARBARENBARTBABIERBIERBARBÄRBEL and took her to the RHABARBERBARBARABAR to collide with something RHABARBERBARBARABARBARBARENBARTBABIERBIER and eat from RHABARBERBARBARA's wonderful rhubarb pie.
